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guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks

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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

cwissi:

same

normal people: boy/girl problems
me: wifi connection problems

sherlocking-my-mind-palace:

theretardedginger:

lovelustandlesbromance:

deathaintnodestroyer:

canni8al:

guysitspartytime:

esinololly:

How can I not reblog this!?

AMERICA

LAND OF THE FREE

HOME OF THE PRETTY

AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE

THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,

GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT

THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE

^ brilliant

:D

Star spangled crocs.

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graciewho:

discoverynews:

humansofnewyork:

I found this man on 7th Avenue in Park Slope. He was leaning heavily on his cane, looking down, wearing a grimaced face. I felt bad for him, so I smiled and waved when I walked past. His face changed completely. He lit up, smiled wide, and gave me a cheery greeting. There was nothing forced about it. He seemed like a man who went through life looking for the smallest excuses to be happy.

I walked 50 feet down the sidewalk, turned around, and walked back to him. “I want to take your photo,” I told him, “because of how big you smiled when I walked by.”

He said: “Well I saw someone smiling at me who I didn’t even know. So I thought: ‘By God! I Better do something!’”

Love everything about this

asfdjksalfjasdklf happy old people are good for the heart-